Riddle 1:
Knitted Love
Im knitted with love hatred passion depression gifted feelings sober and colors. My seams rip easily so dont breathe on me too hard. When drenched in rum like Im usually am I laugh and excite and clap but when ticked off I make you bounce away and release sweat glands. I live in a darkened shed ordered by neighbors to stay silent and just flow with my stream what am I?
answer:answer would be shone on the 14/10/10
Riddle 2:Four Stones
A farmer had a stone that he used to measure grain on his scale. One day his neighbor borrowed the stone and when he returned it was broken into four pieces. The neighbor was very apologetic but the farmer thanked the neighbor for doing him a big favor. The farmer said that now he can measure his grain in one pound increments starting at one pound all the way to forty pounds (1 2 3 17 29 37 etc.) using these four stones.How much do the four stones weigh?
answer:answer would be shone on the 14/10/10